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Monday 18th April 2011

Are you serious?

Posted by Chubaca

The Olympic Development Authority - trusted with the successful creation of the Olympic Stadium in London for the upcoming games - was subject to the upscale efforts of a petty scam.

Come on now, really?

Ever had Shambody Embozy send you an email asking you to split inheritance money of a lost relative?

or Shakikwe Amitobe asking you to provide your bank details for a reward?

Of course. Most internet users have had some form of contact or knowledge of scam artists from our cheeky African friends looking for fufu money.

A gang of naughty scammers actually contacted the ODA directly and simply told them... "We have a new bank account... pay all monies owed here".

The clever, reliable and well trained staff did, of course, ask absolutely no questions and wire through £2.3 MILLION to a dodgy bank account of a Sierra Leone migrant living and working in Wolverhampton.

This really does beg the question... why don't I ring up the treasury and tell them 'listen fellas, you've been paying out to the wrong guys... send the money here' and live out my days in the Bahamas?

Sounds amazing but there is one flaw. This is when all the brainpower of the UK is really working behind the scenes. I knew it was somewhere and it clearly is not employed at the ODA.

The money transfer bureau caught these visionary criminals and foiled their superior masterplan when they attempted to wire a £2 MILLION cheque to NIGERIA.

I know. NIGERIA. You have just committed the perfect crime. Got away with the money and decided to send it to the most reputable, scam-free, trust-worthy and financially secure country in the world.

Clearly you can't find intelligence anywhere these days. Diabolical criminals with the brainpower of the lemmings working in the accounts department at the Olympic Development Authority - what is the world coming to?

Can you imagine how many escort girls I could hire in London for that kind of money?!

Oh well - Snack-a-Jacks, anyone?

 

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