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Hello Londoners

I feel your frustration - everything seems to be a headache now. Even simple things need a twist. In fact the things which were considered simple a couple of years ago are now the most difficult.

Small problems fuck me off more than big ones!

Atleast a big problem has a cause and solution whereas these small issues are just a pain in the arse.

I know I haven't told you what my problems are - but do I need to?

Going into detail would be missing the point. Everyone in London knows this feeling and I for one am fucking sick of it.

If you have a little spare cash flying around, despite that being a big ask these days, I would suggest seeing the European escorts page where you could find a horny little devil to ride you senseless and get you feeling a little better atleast.

I almost can't remember how it felt to have fun until I spent some time with a busty Latvian escort - she sucked the frustration right out of me.

Worth every penny? You bet.

Cheap marketing trick? ditto.